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Thursday, December 22, 2005

My Wife Is Hilarious

Me: They're talking about extending the PATRIOT Act for another six months.
C: *sigh of exasperation* Do you know how many people they've actually caught and convicted with that?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! Can I count them on one hand?
C: I can count them on my penis.

And because Courtney always takes the cool links, I'm going to beat her to the punch. Pacman reenacted!

I win!


Blogger Courtney said...

Booooo, you stole my link!

I hope no one questions my sexuality with that joke :-)

11:16 AM  

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